free palestine

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

reminder that you can just name yourself Wolfgang Amadeus

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

this is why commas are so unimportant

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

he was very polite and even offered to help me carry everything up the stairs but I declined because if I had to hear those shoes squeaking the whole way I would start ripping him apart with my teeth and slamming him on the ground etc