もう一度戻りたい

Being a fanfic author is about basing your entire premise around a single plot bunny and then having to bullshit your way through the rest of the story.

labububonic plague

Uh.... Please reblog this and cast as wide a net as possible

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

Art

How. Interesting

Absolute bog standard post

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

SCREAMING AND CRYING...

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

WHY does the inner ear have a direct line to your stomach? What evolutionary advantage is there to throwing up when you're dizzy?

... That makes sense but also why is it always because fish