Let us show them our hearts

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

puzzling the rap world with my debut describing myself as "the white macklemore" despite not being white and my lyrical style being very obviously inspired by epic rap battles of history's portrayal of darth vader, even going so far as to imitate the respirator noises with my mouth

you. person with dermatillomania and/or trichotillomania. what are you doing right now and should you be doing that. ok thank you for your time

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

Embarrassed to admit that I’m not even a real pervert. I’m a masochist because I’m bored and a sadist because I’m an asshole

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife