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just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture
do you see this. beyond ridiculous
what are our thoughts
I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy
unpost this right now you strange strange man
I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent
Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato
Actually let's get specific with it
*checks wiki*
Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato
Thank you for my favorite food group
Bruno 🤝 Belle: the whole town sang a song about how weird I am, which sucks, but it’s also kind of a banger and the coordination is honestly impressive.
UNMUTE!!
POV u are delicious

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It’s time again
“Tunak Tunak Tun” (Punjabi: ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣਕ ਤੁਣ) or “Tunak”, is a bhangra/pop love song by Indian artist Daler Mehndi released in 1998. At the time, critics complained that Mehndi’s music was only popular due to his videos that featured beautiful women dancing. Mehndi’s response was to create a video that featured only himself.
also gosh the lyrics to this are actually really sweet & great i never realised
"Why do you buy books when the library is right there?"
Because publishing houses will not continue printing paper books if libraries are their only customers.
Also, I like being able to read at my leisure and generally have books at hand.
#public libraries are good because they let people access books they might never otherwise read#private book ownership is good because it's Yours#physical books are good because they last a long time and again it's Yours#ebooks are good because you can fit a whole library into the physical space of a single book and they're cheaper to produce#audiobooks are good because they're accessible to people with eyesight or visual reading issues and leave your hands free#in conclusion: all books are good and people should enjoy them however and whenever they can#(lest it be misunderstood I agree with you completely OP I just also really like books in general and it got away from me)
YES. all books. every kind
You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.
Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.
This cheese is being stabbed safely
Broke: Lunami where Luffy acts a little more normal and masculine and Nami acts more feminine and shy
Woke: Two chaotic dumbasses (for different reasons) Luffy's the little spoon and the big spoon at the same time (stretchy arms) Nami got them legally married seven times for profit and Luffy doesn't even know four of the times, they don't do the sex because both are painfully ace, they just sit next to each other for long whiles and have half-dates-half-stealing food or money that just works, and they spend Luffy's reign as pirate king swindling and/or saving every island because both are just happy living like that.
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
>no idea what a tumblr accent even is
>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”
im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.
#but i think the issue here is more than most places that give you text info are horsepiss geberalist ai slop
Yeah, when I wrote this in 2023 the search engines weren't just showing you AI filler content trained on AI filler content.
Thanks for coping through my spelling and grammar. Yeah, i completely understand. It's a shame how much worse it's gotten since.
garderenza backstory headcanons pleaseeee xxx
I feel like other people have done this better, but sure, i’ll give it a shot!
they are both masters of their craft when they meet. royalty (some far-flung noble, in Italy or Spain or Prussia) has brought together the best musicians in the world, and the courtiers are told to keep the maestro and the madame apart, whatever it takes. musicians are famous for their egos—and no one is more famous than Garderobe, the reigning queen of opera, and Cadenza, master of the harpsichord. Cadenza has been known to throw people from his room for daring to question a note—and Garderobe, people say, turns sulky and silent if not given her due attention.
it’s utterly no problem to give her attention, of course. the lady has the voice of angels, jewels, kings, gods—no description covers the rapture when she decides to sing.
and cadenza—why, everyone loves cadenza’s songs. Of course, his playing is a bit sharp, a bit too precise, people say. A little too well-done. He’s never been in love, say his teachers, how is he to play with passion otherwise? He has the skill but not the reason.
Anyway, so, the servants are given their orders: keep the musicians away from each other. They’d compete and get cross and we shan’t have our musical revue, says the King.
On different sides of the palace, separated by a courtyard, Cadenza and Garderobe unpack their bags and lay out their clothes. Their schedules are planned down to a minute. The two shall never cross, not if his majesty’s servants get their way. Garderobe requests a cup of honey and lemon to warm up her voice. Cadenza’s been up for 15 hours and asks for a cup of coffee to keep himself going.
The performance is in an hour. Cadenza sits at the harpsichord he’s requested for his private room and plays one note.
Across the courtyard, Garderobe opens her window and warms her throat with one descending scale.
The intersection of the notes is not heard in the palace. The courtyard’s fountain is noisy—the ivy climbing the walls damps the noise—the cries of serving-boys and rich coquettes are all more pressing. But Cadenza hears it.
Garderobe is surprised by the sound of the note against her voice, but keeps going. There aren’t any more after it. The palace is quiet beyond the yells and the cries and the fountains and ivy and horses and stomping and dancing and running and cooking and baking and thinking and doing. She warms up to higher notes, longer scales, a brighter sound.
Across the courtyard, Cadenza sits at the harpsichord, not touching it for once in his life. For once his hands do not hit the keys, but rest forgotten on their ivory backs. The concentration of his face has lapsed and he looks like he is lost.
No more notes. Garderobe keeps going—descending, ascending, sending her voice to new and different places. She goes for the most difficult exercise yet, one that makes her jump between vastly different notes exactly on pitch—
And is surprised by the keys and notes suddenly intertwining around her voice, drifting in from her open window, springing in all around the gaps and lulls of her voice to complement it with arpeggios and accents. The musician behind the sound is building on her voice in a way she’s never heard before. Garderobe has always had rather condescending opinions toward harpsichordists—always banging away behind her voice, or running too much ahead, or just hitting the notes and not the way she feels them—but this experience denies them all, and smacks her in the face with power and sensitivity.
She reaches for the highest note she can, and the music cuts off immediately. She is immediately disappointed; again, she has outrun the competition, again rebuked an artist with her mastery. She holds the note, more from habit than anything else.
and slowly, slowly, quietly, pianissimo, hears the harpsichord climbing back to her. She is gobsmacked—that wasn’t a silence, that wasn’t shame, that was an intentional pause, done by a fellow artist, because he recognized the weight just her pure voice had at that moment. He had put the music above himself, above his own playing, above embarrassment or envy.
The musician, whoever he or she is, finishes the cadence totally attuned to her. She stops and listens, listens hard, trying to hear over the fountain and the palace who could be such a maestro.
Loudly, from all the way across the courtyard: “KEEP SINGING!”
A tiny figure in a giant wig waves to her, gestures. “AGAIN! AGAIN!”
She lets out one long, shrill note of recognition.
“BRAVISSIMA!”
When it is time for the concert, the servants, proud of their ability to manage it so well as to keep the artists caged in their rooms all day, strut to the doors and knock with confident hands.
“Maestro? It is time to begin. If you would just follow me here, down the eastern staircase.”
“Mademoiselle? The western staircase, please.”
“Maestro?”
“Mademoiselle?”
Tea and coffee are spilled as the servants search the rooms. There is no opera singer. There is no harpsichord master. In consequence, there shall be no musical revue.
In the back labyrinth Cadenza kisses Garderobe’s hand, shyly. She laughs and drops her glove for him. They walk beneath orange trees and talk a little, and he asks that she sing, and he hums the notes beside her, his eyes lost on her face.
They never perform for that King, not in that palace. But they are always grateful to him, and send him flowers, now and then, and crates of tea and coffee. “If it weren’t for that courtyard,” they say, “we might not have heard the other. How clever your servants were to place us so we should meet.”
Cadenza’s music mellows out; his teachers retire with smiles on their faces. “He learned to love,” they say, even before they are told.
Garderobe’s voice reaches higher notes, transcends beyond the heavens. If anyone could look away before, no one does so now. They court, they marry, they travel the world. One day they decide to visit Villeneuve. They heard the prince there did not appreciate the tenderness of music, but gold coins are catching, and the two have a weak spot for cake and company and lavish balls. Afterward, on to Florence, and then Vienna. Glamor, music, each and the other, they need not live in Villeneuve.
Cadenza tunes his instrument, Garderobe warms her throat. Their eyes meet and her hand touches his face. Then she turns to the partygoers and starts to sing.
One night in Villeneuve.
beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had
“Belle!”
It’s too late, and her plan didn’t work. His daughter had tried to trade her life for his, but the Beast was ornery and cruel and sent her away, pulling her from the dungeon with one rough, clawed paw and sending her back into the night. The last thing she hears as a monstrous carriage walks away with her is Maurice’s anguished cry.
“She will not find her way back again,” growled the monster, just outside Maurice’s cell. “The magic will make sure of that. No one will return for you.”
The Beast leaves him. Maurice cries, and coughs, and curls up on the tower floor, and prepares himself to die. Dying is not such a bitter thing. He did it once, before, when Belle’s mother died; he will do it again, now, so that his daughter may live. How good it was he got to see his child one last time. The cold creeping at his bones was not so bad, now; he just had to embrace it, let the cold get worse and worse until—
He felt warmer already. Wait, that wasn’t right. He should be getting colder. He should be dying, not feeling warmth radiating beside him. Why, the cell even seemed less dim.
“Cheer up, mon ami,” said a voice far too big and much too close. Why, it sounded like there was a full-sized man right beside him. Which was obviously—
Maurice remembered the cup, and turned all too quickly toward the candelabra.
“I cannot imagine what Mrs. Potts’ son said to alarm you,” the candelabra was saying conversationally, “but there is no need to run now! You are among friends, monsieur. Please, let me fetch you a coat!”
Maurice considered whether jumping out of the tower made more sense than staying in a castle with possessed objects. Obviously, the tower jump would result in broken bones and certain death, but on the other hand, there was an ornate candelabra with an expressionless metal face speaking to him about coats.
“Though perhaps I should not fetch it for you myself,” said the object, “seeing as I might set it on fire in the process.”
“Mmhmmm,” said Maurice. Tower jump it was, then.
“Or of course we could skip the coat entirely and simply take you to your room,” finished the candelabra. The cell door opened and Maurice found himself free.
Well, free to be taken to his room, that was. Free to meet a talking wardrobe and a talking clock and a talking harpsichord and learn all their names. Free to eat good food, and be coddled in front of a warm fire, and supplied with paints and brushes and tools and anything else he asked for. But never free to leave the palace, or see his daughter, or curl away and die of damp.
It was many days before he saw the Beast.
“I thought I left you in a cell,” growled the creature, just behind his shoulder, and Maurice jumped and almost dropped the sketch he was currently working on. He was standing in one of the dusty ballrooms, studying the paintings there, a notebook curled in his hand, and he had been so buried in sketching he hadn’t hear the paws or claws or felt the breath of the monster.
Maurice found it hard to gather words.
“It—this painting is marvelous,” he babbled, and gestured up toward a ruined canvas, claw marks torn across the portrait’s face. “Truly a pity it w-w-was so destroyed.”
“I destroyed it,” growled the beast.
“Marvelous destroying, truly adds to the aura of the piece,” Maurice stuttered back. Oh, no, the monster was showing his teeth, his lips were curling back and Maurice could see the fangs. He was sure to be eaten, nobody could help but read those barred teeth as if they were anything other than a—than a—than really truly a—
Than a smile?
“You capture her,” said the Monster, and he was looking down at Maurice’s notebook instead of at the painting.
The old man had been wandering through the palace for several days now, and while many of the portraits had been torn beyond recognition, he found himself circling back to this one. It showed three figures—a man, a boy, and a lady; while the first two’s faces had been shredded in two, the lady stayed serene, her face whole and painted and smiling. It was a tender portrait—not as good as Maurice thought he himself could do, if given the same subject in the flesh, but one clearly made to depict caring and sweetness. He had used the same kind of strokes when trying to capture Belle’s mother, the first day he saw her.
“She is more than beautiful,” said Maurice. “She is loving. You can see it in how soft they painted her eyes—this artist was trying to show her as she is, not just how she looks.”
“She was loving,” murmurs the Monster. “You do her more justice in your sketch than this artist did in his entire life.”
“There are more paintings of her?” Maurice finds excitement winning out, only slightly, over terror. He has not been eaten yet. And the Monster—the Monster, he can’t help noting with a prickle of pride, admired Maurice’s sketch.
They spend the whole day going through the paintings. Every one, Maurice notices, has been destroyed beyond the lady’s face; if there are other figures—and there are, often, particularly with a man who never escapes a total shredding from the claws—they are scraped to pieces. But the lady remains serene.
And as they go through each one, Maurice sketching here and there, the Monster lulls, and watches the artist’s clever hands as he recaptures the sketch. The Beast, Maurice is surprised to find, grows interested in the art.
“Why do you use only short strokes there?” “Her face was longer than that—no, I can’t hold the pen well, take it back, I just mean to point out—add more there. No, there.” “How do you draw hands like that?” “Don’t shade so much.”
The creature’s questions and opinions are endless, but Maurice has never known what it is to be annoyed. After the pity of the village, the Beast’s embrace of his work is refreshing, surprising. He forgets he is with a monster. He forgets, for a while, what it is like to be labeled insane, bumbling, crackpot, fool.
They have dinner together that day. The same for the next. The Beast shows Maurice the art history books in the library, and seems surprised when Maurice beams at him and says thank you. The day after Maurice sets up an easel and says here, you try, and the Beast is clumsy at first and angry at his paws, but the old artist has been talking to Plumette, and he knows the creature once handled makeup-brushes soft as roses.
“Sometimes we forget what we once knew how to love,” says Maurice. “But you can always recapture what you once had. That is what painting is for.” And he angles the brush differently in the large hands.
It was cold out, many days after, and the Beast made sure Maurice wore good coats and good scarves. They took their walks, and held their notebooks, and when they were done with that they would return inside and Maurice would teach, or talk, or tinker, and the Beast would curl up and watch him, or help him, getting better each day at knowing what tool to bring to the artist’s hand, what gear went where or how to mimic his stroke. Maurice shows him how drawing can be a way to get rid of anger, of how it can calm during sadness. They spend each day together, and with the Beast’s care Maurice grows well, and with Maurice’s care the Beast grows whole. One day, Maurice hugs the Beast, for no reason at all.
“Do you miss your daughter, still?” mutters the Beast, and there is jealousy there, but also wistfulness, remorse.
“Love for her lives on,” says Maurice. “I will love her forever, as I will love my wife.”
The Beast turns away. Once, he would have snarled and vanished deep into the castle; but now he simply grows quiet, and his hands grasp an imaginary pen and he draws nothing against nothing, though in his mind it is a sketch of his mother, the way Maurice would draw her.
“But I love other things now too,” says Maurice, so suddenly at his shoulder the Beast jumps. “I stand still, usually. I stood still in the village, I stood still in Paris. The only times I’ve run in my life were when I fled the plague with my daughter and when I fled to this palace of yours.”
The Beast and Maurice are standing on the western balcony as he says this. The air is cold but Maurice is bundled up in coats the monster picked. Just inside are piles of drawings, toys the two made together, books they started reading. A home the Beast has longed for for years.
“But with you, I’ve stopped standing still,” says Maurice. “Life is new. Look at us, we’ve lived each day as new. We pay honor to the past, but we are not imprisoned by it. You have changed me for the better, Beast.”
The Beast cannot believe he could have helped this man. He cannot believe this artist he loves so much could see him as a future, as a hope, not just as a creature of regret.
“You are my son, Adam,” says Maurice. “I love you as my son.”
The chime of music is so sudden it takes Maurice a moment to get off the ground. The sun is dazzling. The cries of the servants within are shocking. And the young man in front of him, crying as if his heart would break, surprises Maurice so that he forgets to be stunned and simply pulls him into a hug.
“It’s strange, son,” murmurs Maurice, holding the boy’s shoulder while he weeps. “The last time I hugged you I think you were a good deal larger than this. A bit more hair.”
Adam laughs through his tears and hugs the old man close. And in the days to come—when Belle returns, with the whole village in tow, and embraces her father and wonders over the new prince—and in the days to come after that, when she falls in love with him and Adam wonders how he is so lucky—and in the days to come after that, when Maurice stands by happy as the two he loves like children dance the night away in each other’s arms—well, there are so many days, Maurice cannot count them all. Each day lasts forever, each day is happy as the sun. Love lives on inside their hearts—and always will.
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
@crabussy
as someone in the field of ecological conservation, I can promise without a shadow of a doubt that people DO care. SO MANY people care.
I have to race to sign up to volunteer trips because even with dozens of spots available, people rush to devote their unpaid free time to helping the environment. these trips often fill up within hours. people care.
you will see a lot of bad news because that is the kind of news that people pay the most attention to. I know this more than you'd think from my optimism- not only do I live somewhere facing some of the most extreme ecological issues on the planet, I also spend my time studying the Bad Stuff every single day.
to see all of this firsthand and stay hopeful is proof enough that there IS hope. I promise there is good news, brilliant news, all the time. it's just less visible. but it's no less important or impactful.
okay let's actually do this properly
Where do you write your fics/stories
Word
Google Docs
Scrivener
LibreOffice
Obsidian/Notion
ProtonDocs
Notes App
Directly into AO3
Ellipsus
Handwriting
Other (explain in tags?)

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It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.
It has always been possible. It is still possible.