coffee shop gays and lesbians with swords.

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

hi yeah so headcanon that eridians HATE white noise. they've lived with this shifting, overlapping music all of their life, music is LITERALLY their language, and white noise is the complete opposite. it's silence that drowns. it's a yawning screaming hateful void. it's nothing and everything all at once. it feels like death. yeah they'd hate it

Guys Luo Binghe hitting Shen Qingqiu with a love potion in Jin Lan city. And he gets confused why he acts the same.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved Olivia Rodrigo

On the verge of crying at the bus stop hoping no well-meaning old lady asks me what's wrong because how do I explain that I'm crying because 1) I am definitely failing today's exam; 2) my period is nearing; 3) Hunyadi László was beheaded in 1457 and he had a little brother; 4) my stomach hurts because I haven't eaten but I can't eat because my stomach hurts

Exam most likely failed; stomach no longer hurting because I ate; Hunyadi László still executed and Mátyás still 14 when he witnessed it... but at least I'm going to the theatre tonight...

I know we know Shen Yuan's canonical modern-day lifestyle and all but tbh a Truly vibes-accurate modern-day BingQiu AU would probably be something where like SY is a lecturer at an insanely prestigious university (he got in due to a mix up and has been winging it ever since) and Binghe is his scandalously younger former student who inherited an infamous crime family; they publicly feuded for years until one day they were suddenly a couple and Binghe calmed down and it's still an open secret he's a crime lord but he's cracking down on all these smaller splinter groups so arguably things are safer in the city now...? And he keeps coming to these elite events dressed like a model acting all lovey-dovey with SY (who plays it off like this is all totally normal) and bringing him the most impossibly delicious-looking lunches imaginable all while shooting smug looks at the rest of the faculty.