im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

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im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

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went on a night hike and afterward i saw a GIANT brown rat walking in the road. i parked my car to follow it on foot for a moment. truly so enchanting. if this life allowed it, i would follow you anywhere giant brown rat
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

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the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks
OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club
he likes the espresso martinis there
in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast
you have a disgusting storytelling addiction
criticism of Labubu I will accept: the blind box format encourages rampant consumerism; some people only buy them because of the trend and they will be landfill fodder in six months when that trend dies
criticism of Labubu I will not accept: hnnnnn adults playing with toys WEIRD and BAD!!!!!

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criticism of Labubu I will accept: the blind box format encourages rampant consumerism; some people only buy them because of the trend and they will be landfill fodder in six months when that trend dies
criticism of Labubu I will not accept: hnnnnn adults playing with toys WEIRD and BAD!!!!!
outcast of the village
I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart
this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation
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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"
[one possible interpretation, yep]
[literally the main theme??]
[worst take you've seen in your life]
you have to stop thinking of susceptibility to cult/high-control group tactics as a matter of personal psychological makeup and start thinking about what material and social circumstances feed into the existence of these groups and their success

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my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit
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i have coping strategies that definitely count as psychological torture