I'm sleep deprived and so I'm probably a bit unhinged rn, but I'm cackling because we've spent the last 10 years fighting and, thus far, we were all correct.
Trump has fixed absolutely nothing and has, in fact, ruined many things, as the left said. But the worst has yet to come, as the right said, and it will likely never arrive. And both of those things are true because Trump is such a fucking idiot that he's derailing the Republican's evil master plan multiple times a day.
They picked a dementia ridden narcissistic billionaire to be the face of their movement, and they gave him his own social media app where he cannot be banned or even censored because he owns it, and so now he's sundowning and posting about bombing entire civilizations at 3:30 in the morning. They're having to explain to Iran that they shouldn't take anything he says seriously because he can't stop derailing peace deals. Republican congressman have had to admit that they called the president of the most powerful country in human history to take social media posts down. Like my mom used to do to me when I was 14.
And on top of that, they're stuck telling everyone that Trump is completely competent and mentally well, because otherwise, they'll lose control, so they can't even try to save their own asses by being like, "Yeah, he's a bit unwell" when he says things like "I love the inflation" and "I don't think about the financial state of the US."
The best part though is that they've created a fucking monster too, because if they try to be a sensible person and earn the respect of voters by being like, "Okay, that was a little much, I don't agree with that," then Trump will endorse someone else and they will lose their seat.
Like jeeeesus fucking christ, this is not funny, but it's funny.
Like look, I wasn't right in that we're going to be in nuclear war by the end of 2025. But y'all weren't right in that this was going to go well at all.
It's going so poorly, in fact, that Trump's entire birthday party lineup canceled on him, because they just don't want to be associated with him. Only to be shown up even more a few days later by Obama's star-studded line up. The NBA asked him not to come to the finals, but he did anyway, made everyone wait in line for 2 hours for security, and then fell asleep. He's got countless photos of him sleeping during international meetings. We're all collectively laughing at how he destroyed the reflecting pool, which is sad, because that's an iconic national monument, but like???? It was instant karma with how quickly that algae showed up. How was I not supposed to laugh? God, and people sat outside the Kennedy Center for an entire day waiting to see his name removed from it. That's how badly people want to see this man eat shit. And he was such a fucking baby about it that they covered it with a tarp to hide it because it hurt his little feelings.
Like holy fuck. Y'all could not have picked a more embarrassing human to be the face of your political party. Like ignore him being a wannabe Hitler, and I can still say y'all shouldn't have voted for him because I think Vermin Supreme was actually a more serious candidate. The man with the boot on his head would've been less embarrassing.
Like fuck. That's all I have to say. Y'all can't be helped if this is who you want representing you. Y'all are who Idiocracy was written about. Idiocracy is actually non-fiction for you mother fuckers. Like there's a time traveler out there somewhere waiting to tell us that he came back to save us because he thought it was a documentary about you guys.
The good news is that Trump has like 2 good years left on him before the dementia takes him and the Republican party has to start Weekend ar Bernie-ing the situation. So that'll be funny.
Whatever. I'm going to bed lmao
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