You can't spell 'rainbow' without 'Reyn', baby!

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

you'll spend so long in deep discussions of gender online and then go talk to someone in your real life family and find out they still havent gotten past "women can be good at things" and its like oh okay jesus christ i forgot some people are still on the baby steps huh