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Can I be sincere with you tumblr? Why noone researchs this sea? I am being honest. The great repertoire of things and events this great mass of watee has and is always diluted into "lemons and sunshine"....💀

Sometimes fantasy stuff already is present! And is not that far away as we have Google 😭😭😭

Please, we can do better no?

Like also give us some credit that we didn't tame an "easy sea"? That Mediterranean has terrifying storms? Terrible winds? Currents and dangerous rocks? That it ain't just "some lake" and that sailing in it is not child's play? That there are literally experienced sailors that claim they feared for their lives more in the Mediterranean than in some oceans? Like dunno don't discredit us just because the only thing they see is the summer weather in some tourist-friendly spots?

Also yeah we don't go there to forests and mainland indeed. I cried long enough for that! Like yes we have forests and mountains too! Yes we have rains and downpours and cold. Yeah we don't have -30C most of the time but some places DO get like -10 and above which is also cold? Like yeah Greece Spain or Italy also have snow and rain?

SEAMEADOWS BE UPON YE

A simple google search, omg 😭

but idk

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

Patrickmelon

This is the evermelon.

Pro-choice goes both ways, and everyone should have the right and medical support behind whatever option they choose without discrimination. Simple as.

Like, it is a poem dammit! The words are not supposed to be plain!

I haven't seen anyone complaining about the average fanfiction describing eyes as "shiny" (last time I checked eyes don't shine, they just glisten under the light hitting them) or hair as "silky" (yeah hair is not made out of silk we know that right?) or that someone's face "darkens" and so on and so forth

1. Do not do age verification.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.