CRYING IN ALL CAPS

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

dyed my hair and got filled with such "everybody needs to see this" energy that i immediately went grocery shopping. maybe this is the real way to motivate going outside more...

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

literally everyone is capable of perpetuating misogyny it comes free with living in a misogynistic society i don’t know why this is difficult

If you want to avoid Xitter, they also have a linktree

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

the post that started it all

oh god

Never not reblogging.

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.