Went to Aldi today and there were three checkout counters open and all of them were staffed with people with identical body types and identical nose rings and identical short beards and identical manbuns
When I got in line there was one counter open and the line was huge so they opened a couple more while I waited so it was like copies of The Checkout Guy just kept coming out of the stockroom to duplicate his efforts
There was also an old woman in there, maybe 80 or 90 years old, and her phone went off and it was the Crazy Frog ringtone. Not the original ringtone. The song version.
























