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Peter Solarz
styofa doing anything
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Cosimo Galluzzi
if i look back, i am lost
roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Show & Tell
Xuebing Du
titsay
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Product Placement
oozey mess
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The… biology… of… Vulcans… as presented by David Attenborough in The Private Life of Vulcans. The winning entry of the Amok Time Reloaded vid contest at KiScon 2017, which I co-created with @larissabernstein. This was the most fun thing to collaborate on, ever. Much <3 to @larissabernstein for devising the competition and giving us the excuse to work on this!
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@childofthefireandthestorm
So the question is, is this the Serpents Hand one, or Odysseus?
...Or both?
Some scrub; “warframe is a game set in the ruins of a trans/post-humanity culture, featuring bloody combat, swatches of enemies dying to your blade, challenging gameplay involving multiple interlocking systems, and the plot has touched on themes like child soldiers and abusive authority figures.”
Me, an intellectual; “warframe is a fashion game.”
Friendzoned? No, I’ve been twilight zoned. There are no girls to go out with me. There isn’t anyone to go out with me. I can’t leave this town and it’s populated by creepy dolls and I’ve been dead the whole time
wait a minute do you people not eat pickles whole
Pickles are disgusting.
how could you
easily!
pickles are the worst
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NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet
Wait a second are you telling me
that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????
New SCPs from Neural Network
I’ve taken a special interest in SCPs as the SCP Foundation is just so fascinating. If you’ve never heard of SCP check it out here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ (and here http://www.scp-wiki.net/highest-rated-scps for the highest rated ones).
Regardless, I took some time to normalize of the SCP Tomes (http://www.scp-wiki.net/ebooks) and extract the numbers and names of the first 5000 SCPs. Then I fed them to a char-rnn neural network and here are some of the results (note: temperature is randomness, the higher the temperature the more random the results will get):
Temperature 0.1:
SCP-1886: The Soul War SCP-1889: The Lamp Man SCP-1886: The Many Of Time SCP-1929: The Clown Dood SCP-1866: The Many Fingers SCP-1088: The Paresite SCP-1868: The Many Can
Temperature 0.25:
SCP-301: The Beat of Minos SCP-302: The Emper Phope SCP-319: The Many Fromed Book SCP-300: The Memory Loom SCP-302: The Carnival of Dreams SCP-302: The Perfect Shile SCP-304: The Revic Skull
Temperature 0.5:
SCP-3030: Special Man SCP-3093: The Fingers of God SCP-3110: The Golen Extity SCP-1523: The Onting Station SCP-1765: A Bood Containment SCP-1083: The Mountain SCP-1960: The Grot The Mansion
Temperature 0.75:
SCP-1666: “Tonle” SCP-1941: Infectious Test Brack SCP-1365: The Bearco Help SCP-1489: Dequil Fores SCP-2496: The Sight Wings SCP-2547: Jungy Man SCP-2426: Transmalting That Hackst
Temperature 1:
SCP-3250: Anomalous Recorded Dimp SCP-783: A Hall of Damp SCP-437: Infinite Fontle SCP-664: Excch–42 SCP-445: Not Goo Wunct SCP-441: Butilition Dall, 28r Tram SCP-431: Wryck Gat Fash
It’s also worth noting that mentions of clowns seem to show up many times in a run or not at all, so I’m pretty sure the neural network thinks that clowns are hive creatures.
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If you’re able to and registered to vote in this election (8th june)?
Go. Go vote. Now.
I don’t care if you think it “won’t make a difference”, you know what definitely won’t make a difference?
NOT VOTING.
Seriously, go out, vote.
The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.
It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage
am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here
people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit
We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O
The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”
It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.
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the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt
This has got to be an scp
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goddamnit, CKAN broke again...
mutter mutter mutter...
The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack.
Batryoshka dolls.
I am going to fucking set you on fire
@childofthefireandthestorm
...Who decided that shipping the chaos insurgency, the scp foundation, and the goc, and then making fanart of that was a good idea?
I get that it was inevitable, to be fair, but... really? Really?
Stunning close up view of Jupiter’s swirling clouds- click to zoom!
by Seán Doran
OK, so this is just... terrible
“Mawframe”, or “Voreframe”.
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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
@zv3
おてんとさまのみまもるくに
Blessed by the Sun.
