that's not being a fan, that's having a fetish

Depending on your definition of "whole" and "family", Ilya would also rather wake up to his whole family dead than McDonald's discontinuing the Sausage McMuffin...

i hope shane has been having a hot shane summer

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

or a pencil. arranging the individual granules into letters is exhausting after a certain point and you run out way faster

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

shout-out to all my friends i like youj

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

do you think in the hrverse there’s a popular book series about mlm hockey players called crosby and ovechkin that are obviously based on shane and ilya

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.