you look like a sommelier for boxed wine

relistening to taz balance is just. there's a ghost in your house. there's a ghost following you and you don't know it's following you but you feel their absence all the same. there's a ghost locked in your house but they shine through the cracks in the walls anyways

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

unfortunately divas you have to let people love you

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

Knives Out 4 starring Connor Storrie as Benoit Blanc's biological son from this one time he donated sperm and it shouldn't be possible but he has Benoit's exact accent.

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water