this is the last time i'm asking you why

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

formative years? aren’t they all?

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?