‘one piece at a time’

You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.

Ilya: I like your pants. Shane: Thanks, they were 30% off. Ilya: I’d like them 100% off. Shane: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ilya. The store would go under if they were just giving their clothes away.

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

local teens disappointed: corpse found in Virginia mountains doesn't grant wishes

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

my favorite jerejean headcanon is that jean is gonna be one of those men who get so NERVOUS about proposing because he wants everything to be perfect but also he cannot keep anything from jeremy so he just starts distancing himself from his boyfriend to not spill anything and ruin the surprise & jeremy who notices jean distancing himself from him is gonna think jean is about break up with him .