the spee

qifrey is such a nepo baby I’m obsessed with how much influence he probably has because daddy is the head of the department of education so he gets to homeschool his kids with his gay situationship

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

galehaut’s tomb epitaph essentially says “LANCELOT’S FAULT”

This was now a decade ago but I got news about this kitty from someone who works at the clinic he lived in: he lived up to 20 years old 💙

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws