here’s how tomgreg can still win

no way

NO WAYYYYY

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

it's called the whether because it depends

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

guys im having a blast rereading pjo

finished and everything sucks

Percy meddling in the whole Luke-Thalia-Annabeth relationship is so funny because imagine you go to your friend's house and their parents start fighting in front of both of you because the dad (who you used to think was cool) joined a cult and your friend starts crying so you start fist-fighting both of the adults

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body