here’s how tomgreg can still win

no way

NO WAYYYYY

best part of the world cup so far is the commentators qualifying everything the canadian team does for the first time with “for the men’s national team” because the women have done it already

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

I bring a real "telling my friends he's a rapist" vibe to the world cup watch parties that I'm sure everyone enjoys

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.