here’s how tomgreg can still win

no way

NO WAYYYYY

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

At this point I would trust Livaković with the nuclear codes

the problem with supernatural is even if you never ever post about it again in your whole life you are fundamentally different from a person who has never watched it. something has changed in you permanently