here’s how tomgreg can still win

no way

NO WAYYYYY

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

i love when you read/watch an influential piece of storytelling and you're like ohhhhhh ok i see. so everyone else was copying this guy's homework

HOW MUCH DID THAT REF GET PAID?! Croatia just got fucking robbed on national tv

Men will sign on to another eric kripke show instead of going to therapy