here’s how tomgreg can still win

no way

NO WAYYYYY

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

it's called the whether because it depends

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

guys im having a blast rereading pjo

finished and everything sucks

Percy meddling in the whole Luke-Thalia-Annabeth relationship is so funny because imagine you go to your friend's house and their parents start fighting in front of both of you because the dad (who you used to think was cool) joined a cult and your friend starts crying so you start fist-fighting both of the adults

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)