im better than you

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

an icon. a legend. a lifestyle.

REWARDS: 19 Gold, 84 EXP

why are you as a man wearing a suit? so other men can pull on your tie to bring you in for a kiss? so you can take off your jacket and loosen your tie and unbutton your shirt like a whore? so the process of undressing is an intricate ritual for you and other men to undergo? gayass.

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

I love furries, marijuana, ibuprofen, autism, schizophrenia, abortion, DeviantArt freaks, socialism, vandalism, transsexuality, shoplifting, personality disorders, Molotov cocktails, free healthcare, adderall, and gay sex. AMEN!

i love to quit things and leave situations and end circumstances. like actually i can just go

Cat MEGA sneeze

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

no…..this cant be……by jove! ive been repercussed

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

i love how obvious it is that op erased the "fe" in front of the second one to make it gay

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum