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today the last celebrity died in captivity

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

struggling with my work-fuck balance

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

all loads refused nonedump