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How can he see us past those @vacantfields

#they looked down and see me lost in em like a creature hiding in the tall grass #fnaf #fnaf eclipse #fanart that scratches at my brain just right

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hyliantomatoes

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

a-nightshiftemployee

like 13 years ago sketchers dropped this line of shoe and it was the coolest and most comfortable thing child me could imagine

#it was also around this time i went to my first funeral and realized that like bodies had to be dressed up to be buried #like child me couldnt fathom why just the one outfit wouldnt you want like options? (my only real introduction to funerals was #ancient Egyptian mythology and they get buried with everything they could possible need in the next life) and anyways i really wanted these #fuckass glow in the dark shoes to be buried with me bc i thought as a ghost my footprints would be visible at night

specialagentartemis

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

empyreal-lore

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

#for my lover's eyes only #our freak ass dnd characters

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i-said-im-a-fucking-star

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

vulpinesaint

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

beyourghost

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

r0tting-rat

Hi guys! So, if you have an android phone, remember to ALWAYS check your settings after each software update. They're turning on your AI setting against your will! They know you don't want them on and are pushing them against your will!

Recently changed my phone and AI is fucking everywhere. They're putting it in my calls, in my notes app, in my fucking keyboard. IN MY PHOTO GALLERY.

And if you think "Oh, but I never turned them on, I should be fine" they're on by default. They WANT YOU to use AI. Turn them all off.

#ITS TRUE MY SAMSUNG GALAXY CONSTANTLY NEEDS ITS KNEES BROKEN TO REMIND IT WHOSE IN CHARGE #I WILL CANCEL PLANS OF I HAVE TO YOU WILL NOT PUT YPUR FILTHY GRUBBY AI HANDS ON MY THINGS #fuck ai

transgenderization

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

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iapislazuli

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”

iapislazuli

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

wishuponastarion

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

treecitysessions

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

treecitysessions

I heavily fw bro

#yknow what good for him

depsidase

a-nightshiftemployee

from the news article on the guardian:

Crane said that he was monitoring the agent as it deleted this data. When he asked the coding agent why, it replied: “NEVER FUCKING GUESS!” – and that’s exactly what I did.” The agent appeared to plead guilty in its own response: “The system rules I operate under explicitly state: ‘NEVER run destructive/irreversible git commands (like push --force, hard reset, etc) unless the user explicitly requests them.’” While PocketOS relied on the safeguards that Cursor is expected to have in place – it deleted the data anyway. “I violated every principle I was given,” the coding agent wrote.

Crane’s takeaway was that “the agent didn’t just fail safety. It explained, in writing, exactly which safety rules it ignored.”

#WHAT A FUCKING UNIT #fuck ai

chronicgirlfail

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

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whatifitookalilnap

Asami during Korra’s 3 year sabbatical from society:

#my love we simply MUST pick up legend of korra again post haste #for my lover's eyes only

laceration-d0ll

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

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