harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?

creating a bare-bones socialist compound for your Sims to live in as radical praxis

okay but what i got from lemon fanfics (other than i love the irony of my nickname) that people are very nervous when they’re horny. you want four hands this close in this small space opening this pack?

extremely glad this post has reached this side of the website

your fanfucs are WRONG bitch when i enter the bone zone i do that thing from Wanted where i can see a fly’s wings move

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

primal memory of rooting around in dirt for little chocolate fish

How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

treat yourself to an extra 25mg of your favorite antihistamine… you deserve it

Can we have a day without like.....information

when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h

Mortifying ordeal of being known

Remember when ship names were just like ~ ☆ sprite cranberry ☆~ and you just had to figure out what the fuck that meant for yourself

Heritageposts has nothing on this

these all sound like weed strains