Collect My Treasure

Spent the past few days counting my gold coins to see how much i had, pirates should always invest in a high quality coin counter after you've amassed a nice hoard of wealth

can i borrow some.

Spent them all on dropout.tv

I am also actively doing a semester of college right now

And i already have some money saved up

I am also actively doing a semester of college right now

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

armchair detective who investigates objectively funny and morally correct crimes so they can help the perp cover their tracks

bystander who accidentally observes the protagonist commiting a felony and just...quietly walks off stage. they're no narc and frankly? not their business

Last one is bud cubby d20 fantasy high

Make him move his arms as if trying to catch a ball but he doesnt

He's the observer

The "cuck" if you will(you didnt see the first reblog on the wrong blog)

Make him move his arms as if trying to catch a ball but he doesnt

Walked underneath one of those industrial sized magnets while investigating around a shipyard and… Let’s say i need to replace my detective shirt

My bad i was operating the magnet, didnt see you

‘s alright friend… I have plenty of shirts that lack two inconvenient holes… No harm no foul

Thought i saw three, doesnt matter anyways glad to see you have multiple shirts