hooty hoo

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

i think its funny that the average american has no clue how hormones work so now we have fully grown men convinced that testosterone is like an attack stat in dota 2

Personal favorite genre of post rn is when someone takes a word and just adds "the amazing digital-" infront of it, it doesn't even matter if it makes any sense or if it even flows at all i end up laughing every time like a king slapping his belly to his jester who only knows slightly different variations of the same joke, my amazing digital smile

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

Hello bisexual community

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