It’s Upside Down, Isn’t It?

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

Among the sizeable portion of humanity who would believe the Eridian footage to be faked, I wonder if “yeah, and Dr. Grace went to live on Erid in a beautiful biodome” becomes the new “we sent your dog to live on a farm upstate”

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system