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sometimes when i see a guy i start salivating so much i get dehydrated and pass out on the floor

You don’t have to vague post about Superman

sometimes when i see superman i throw up and hit my head on the wall

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

stockholm syndrome doesn't exist, except for when you start liking some of the songs that play on your work radio that you would never put in your casual playlists

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances

for example nothing

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve