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sometimes when i see a guy i start salivating so much i get dehydrated and pass out on the floor

You don’t have to vague post about Superman

sometimes when i see superman i throw up and hit my head on the wall

Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

i miss how during lockdown emails would always open with In times such as these, now more than ever.... we stopped but it's literally still times such as these. and now is always more than ever

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

suffering the consequences of my purchases