yea

Unrestrained winter fun

can I stay in bed until 2025

Wake up bitch

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

not an excuse for what

for not voting

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

oh there's "video evidence" that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

@justanotherenbyhere

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

csuuuszkalnak

new years resolutions are easy i think you guys are just doing them wrong?

every year i make a list of delicious foods i resolve to eat more of. every year i eat these delicious foods. resolution achieved! u guys are making this hard for no reason

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters."

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

every vampire has predatory instincts dipshit it came free with your fucking neck bites