i be eating cheesed burger

full time job as a hopeless romantic

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

i bet it feels good as hell to pay a lump sum

its not that great because it means your money is gone. whats actually awesome is receiving a lump sum. in my opinion. i might be wrong though im open to correction

thats a fair point, and i value feedback🙂‍↕️ unfortunately however youve run out of free responses and ill need to charge you %1.99 per each from now on😣

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

been homebrewing new sleep positions lately. i got one you put your hand on top of the pillow

anybody else having coffee rn lol...probably not. its a little underground

reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat