i be eating cheesed burger

full time job as a hopeless romantic

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

I love yall. Whoever you are. I'll always love you person reading this.

I must be loyle to my mutual

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

to clarify, elf gf is erect because she had intended to get her dick sucked, but was sidetracked by my lamenting the destruction of kakashi's innocence. she is not enjoying this