i be eating cheesed burger

full time job as a hopeless romantic

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

9.8 m/s^2 is one of the most classic accelartions to undergo

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the shrubs of the Atacama desert, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

racecar backwards is some thing

gonna lose the race

reluctinly crouch. and the starting line

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr