i be eating cheesed burger

full time job as a hopeless romantic

smoking that #slutweed

dropped my tacos al pastor in a puddle fml

youtube comments are like "i'm a 34 year old male professional bullrider and part time EMT who's never taken anything up the butt, not even a pinky finger from a hot chick lol.... but something about this song gets me right in the feels!" and the song is like Move Along - All American Rejects

shipping two characters but not as lovers or enemies but a secret third thing

divorced

The number of famous men who claim to be the subject of "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon is honestly concerning

to be fair, the main criteria for being the subject of the song is 'thinking the song is about you'