i be eating cheesed burger

full time job as a hopeless romantic

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

this is why you shouldn't swear

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me