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@askingkyborg
ask me anything!

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if there’s anything to be said about the existence of generative ai it’s that it’s making me appreciate true manmade videos, edits, and artwork even more than before. every time i see a well put together honest to god cute dumb pet video bit i shed a tear
//nonask
Stinky crossing!!!
/nonask also helloooo i found my accound login
is it time for the wonderful world of kanon?? 👀👀👀
So we’ve got a whole ass everguard group now which is sick but I’m cackling over here imagining Ryder, Esmerelda/Emmie (@duckies27), Maharlika (@aroacesetitoff), Faith (@classifiedemonics), and maybe Sapphire/Saffy (@drearygenie) going on a mission to like stop the interns or whatever and the rest of them are taking their jobs seriously and fighting the interns and whatnot and meanwhile Ryder is fighting for their life out here so they don’t make a fool of themselves fangirling in front of the rest of their group I think that’s so funny idk why lmao
I'm planning on drawing so many mini comics about this group like oh my gosh, we have a full blown party up in here
I COULDNT RESIST
((FUCK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON MAIN))
do you like:
milkshakes
mushrooms
men?
hm? Oh, yeah! Milkshakes are pretty sweet, i tried this valrosian raspberry chocolate thing- delish! *he gives a 👌 sign* mushrooms are fine! Good as a mix in for clam chowder... mmm...
and men... uh... *he blushes* hey was that another anon just then- sorry bro- *he turns away* gotta jet!

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what is:
the optimum amount of legs?
the optimum amount of burgers?
the optimum amount of pop?
the optimum amount of arrows?
*kyborg seems zoned out for a while. Like the little hamster running his brain forgot about maintaining him for a bit and reading their inbox or something of the sort* the optimum amount of legs? Well for me its gotta be four! Imagine how fast i could go with for legs! I could shoot a bow with my new two, too! Burgers and pop is probably just one a piece though, gotta watch my figure- *he flexes his biceps* and the optimum amount of arrows? AS MANY AS DIA WILL GIVE ME!
Have you heard about the character songs? And if not, here's yours! (also take seal 🦭)
//start post
character songs? Sounds cool!
*kyborg starts to listen and starts fist pumping in the air, hooting and hollering*
WOOOO! now THIS would make FANTASTIC work out music! yeahhhh!!! thanks for showing this to me, anon! Makes me sound freakin' awesome! Not that im not already!
I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet
like this
i know im on my ask blog but this is so chip and ellga core i could die
would you rather always be covered in rain even when sunny or also be hot and sunny even in the winter
i love the winter, so i guess id settle for rain!
Hows Fred the Fox? Also whats ur workout routine :0
Freds doing great! *kyborg smiles and picks fred up, kissing his forehead* oh my work out routine? i like doing arms first, then legs, finish with core. I've been doing burpies curls and leg lifts as my main forms of exercise though!

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Who in your party would you sing up for:
Kindergarten
Gr8
And gr 12?
uhh, well, i bet your probably expecting me to put gumgum in kindergarden- but i think bart might fit in more, high wise. Besides, gumgums probably as smart as most eighth graders- and its obvious where mudd belongs!
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Sobs screams cries oomfg i have so much poetry but no where to put it bc my publisher is a dumb dumb wahhh
Stars
by Louise Glück
I’m awake; I am in the world — I expect no further assurance. No protection, no promise.
Solace of the night sky, the hardly moving face of the clock.
I’m alone — all my riches surround me. I have a bed, a room. I have a bed, a vase of flowers beside it. And a nightlight, a book.
I’m awake; I am safe. The darkness like a shield, the dreams put off, maybe vanished forever.
And the day — the unsatisfying morning that says I am your future, here is your cargo of sorrow:
Do you reject me? Do you mean to send me away because I am not full, in your word, because you see the black shape already implicit?
I will never be banished. I am the light, your personal anguish and humiliation. Do you dare send me away as though you were waiting for something better? There is no better. Only (for a short space) the night sky like a quarantine that sets you apart from your task.
Only (softly, fiercely) the stars shining. Here, in the room, the bedroom. Saying I was brave, I resisted, I set myself on fire.
I was bored so I'm starting a picrew chain :)
Little guy!
little guy maker / ちっちゃいメーカー my third picrew :0 (first two were years old, ive since deleted them) please credit @reelrollsweat on tumbl
Anyways tagging @thesaucemanstrikesback , @snobgoblin , @gay-squirrel4 sorry if I forgot anyone :)
Made my fella <3
Trying to remember my mutuals uhh
@who-goopy-goober @uttotheegg @mossy-corpse SORRY I FORGET EVERYONE'S @S BUT ANYBODY CAN JOIN ‼️‼️‼️
@prince-seal
@theequeersdeservebetter
@chaoticgremlin-1
@aaronluvscats
omg there's an option to give him lil top surgery scars :')
@poognthebrainbois, @animelover32456, @coquette-baguette, @thelittlehorrorshite, @photomoments-blog, @idontwanttobeabuzzkill, @moonysfavoritetoast, @herself-everything-house-enjoy, @theplasticwalmartbag2, @waluigis-elbow, @slenderverseyuri
I LOVE THIS OMG
@annotated-catastrophe @aceofstars0 @garden-nome
RHUS IS SO CUTTW
@gory-ghostie-gutz @microwaveable-creatures
I have Ramona Flowers hair bragging rights /sarc
@l-isverycool / open tag !!
BWOOSH SHOVES MYSELF HERE
And tagging!! @ashhersimps @cryptik3xp @rainbow-woerm and I almost tagged ash twice qhoops
So glad I can simplify myself v well despite having tho most obscure flags and identities ever.
Guess who i made. Might be a cocky half elf fighter...
@aroacesetitoff @bramblecracked @askingkyborg
I SAW THIS AND GOOFED UH FUCK UH
ME AND CHIP
//nonask
what in the actual fuck happened in the past 35 minutes what hello
Lunch table actually what the fuck. Uh.
retreating to main account because i dont know whats going on. I'l fuckin' monitor this shit but uh. Gunna dip out because haha, yeah no.
This is half a post so nobody makes assumptions on what side this account is on based off the fact ive not said anything about where i stand (i dont know enough to have a stand, ive not dealt with enough of the people in this to be able to say anything, so im just gunna shut my mouth and do what i feel like needs to be done, and not say anything), and the other half is just to admit to the fact that the man running this account has a fucking mullet thing right now.

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//nonask
what in the actual fuck happened in the past 35 minutes what hello
Lunch table actually what the fuck. Uh.
retreating to main account because i dont know whats going on. I'l fuckin' monitor this shit but uh. Gunna dip out because haha, yeah no.
//nonask and IM GOING TO RESPOND TO MY ASK BOX I FUCKING SWEAR IM JUST HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME PUTTING MY BRAIN INTO CHARACTER MODE
anyhow
who would read a human TFTSD au based off my sims save with the main 4's both together in a room (well barney isnt actually in the house hes their neighbour but still) because like. I love the idea of those two rag tag groups being forced to live in a house together. Ellga and gumgum would play dolls, i feel like mathilde and mudd would love each other but also annoy the shit out of the other very passive aggressively. Kyborg and bart would get into some sort of feud with barney over lute playing and arrow firing, and the infinights would all think chip was a psycho murderer (has a double bed with only one half filled, two closets and two sinks but never mentions having a spouse to them and has knives under his pillow. Absolute i killed my loved one" energy that just contrasts with his amazing dad/roommate energy.