kalea jordan

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

I'm DYING omg

I absolutely love that Kaladin has parents. Like yes, he still has to deal with his dad going “all right mr glowy. Tell me again why you arent a surgeon”, and he gets to mope like the 20 year old teenager he is

dean should run a local range radio station out of the bunker actually. it’s illegal and he only plays classic rock. no one can tell where it’s broadcasting from specifically due to handwavey bunker magic. possibly they have a tower of some sort even since there could very well be radio equipment in there. anyway obviously there is no schedule and it becomes kind of a Thing among locals like. did YOU catch the mysterious radio broadcast this afternoon because i did :))) no but i did catch the overnight host this weekend, yeah the one who sounds like he eats gravel recreationally. he played 4 hours of bird calls and rated them.

deans show is pretty normal fare i think it’s like “this is one of my favorites” song “did you know he wrote this song when he was hospitalized?” song song “speaking of burning rubber don’t forget to top off your cars oil. lot of ticking engines at the stoplights in smith center this week” song. he’s got a lot of trivia about rockers just waiting for an outlet and this is perfect. sometimes he plays songs nonstop with no commentary or anything. i think sam is disinterested in the radio schtick but jack has a good time with it. he has a list of songs he’s heard mentioned or referenced and he listens to them in the order of his list with no attention paid to genre or mood or cohesion and after each one he’s like “i think i liked that!” or “huh! i don’t know if i liked that…” cas sometimes entertains himself by broadcasting overnight but sometimes he plays music and sometimes he tells unfunny jokes and sometimes he describes extinct bugs for several hours.

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer