Margo's platonically-married venlumi au when?

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

i know when i'm outmatched

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

What’s doing the killing

The Killer

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post