Just Bloggin'

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

Maide’s influence is solely positive and you should be thankful for her increasing your whimsy.

Who the heck are these characters?

Goop Lyn and Maide, is it not obvious?

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

Buddy and I got soju drunk and watched slime videos on YouTube. Found ourselves engaging artistically. "Yes," we said "that is the correct placement for the pink and white slime blocks. There, among the moon-shaped plastic hair clips." We discussed it's visual language, compared it to works we recalled from MOMA. I enjoyed how scraping eyeshadow palettes with a dry fountain pen broke up the pacing. "The Pinkie-Pie themed slime tub could use a touch of yellow," my friend remarks. "Her cutie mark has yellow balloons."

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

This damn site. If I described this site as accurately as I could, I would be unable to justify the time I spend here.

Seventh Heaven swear jar is canon and you can’t convince me otherwise.

It was a global problem

Darlings I can't help but feel I've blown a shot at greatness

pushing your weak overdosing coughing vomiting sparkling rainbow googoo unicorn poopy doopy stim slime body out in front of the sloomoo institute emergency room and peeling out of the driveway so i don’t go to jail.

My sickly and pallid little body hooked up to an IV drip of kitchy opalescent liquid that's just adorable and failing to save my collapsing organs.