jill of many trades

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

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Madoka Magica Heritage Post

Idk man I feel like i ever became a billionaire I wouldn’t do cryptofascism. Instead I think I would make fantasy become a reality in a forum never seen before: a giant cooking arena, the Kitchen Stadium. The motivation for spending my fortune to create Kitchen Stadium is to encounter new original cuisines which could be called true artistic creations. To realize this dream, id first secretly start selecting the top chefs of various styles of cooking, and I’d name these men the Iron Chefs: the invincible men of culinary skills. Iron Chef Japanese is Masaharu Morimoto. Iron Chef French is Hiroyuki Sakai. Iron Chef Chinese is Chen Kenichi. And Masahiko Kobe is Iron Chef Italian. The Kitchen Stadium is the arena where Iron Chefs await the challenges of master chefs from around the world. Both the Iron Chef and challenger have one hour to tackle the theme ingredient of the day. Using all their senses, skill, creativity, they are to prepare artistic dishes never tasted before. And if ever a challenger wins over the Iron Chef, he or she will gain the people's ovation and fame forever. But this guy has even bigger dreams. Yes I’n on the quest to see and experience for more around the world. In Paris. In Beijing. In Hong Kong, and other exotic locals. Every battle, reputations are on the line in Kitchen Stadium, where master chefs pit their artistic creations against each other. What inspiration does today's challenger bring? And how will the Iron Chef fight back? The heat will be on!