Sounds Gay, I'm In

i love the phrase 'i dont go here but...' like you're so in awe of my work you have decided to trespass into a fandom you dont belong to just to appreciate it. i love everyone who doesn't go here

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

*conservative voice* marriage is a beautiful thing where you and your spouse hold each other hostage and are miserable for the rest of your lives and I don’t think gay people should be allowed to experience the beauty of having a spouse that has no desire to fuck you and hopes you will die young so they can finally exist in peace

Girl who has increasingly obvious Symptoms over time: Actually I shouldn't put myself first because I'm the Healthy One and therefore responsible for everyone else all the time no matter what

cracker being considered a slur on twitch is wild. such a harmless word but I guess some white people are soft and brittle.. reminds me of one of my favorite snack foods

Graham Cracker down

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.