too stressed to be blessed

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

*Ghorse. my apologies.

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

ITS TIME

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

city council of darkness and widow’s bay are like two beautiful twins separated at birth to me.

Tom Loftis is eminently fuckable because a) Matthew Rhys with his Welsh charm and big sad eyes b) he’s so profoundly pathetic that it almost enhances his fuckability which is why it’s very funny that by the sounds of things he hasn’t gotten any in like. Sixteen years? Seventeen? Truly magnificent character work, A+++