bats are neat

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

nothing brings me more joy than watching the life leave a noob's eyes

leave no noob unpwned

NO NOOBS UNDER HEAVEN: ONE THOUSAND PWNING STRIKES

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

a noob in the killfeed is worth two on the objective

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic