Help, I’m Alive

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

well this was a fuckin rollercoaster

“Oh no, Big Brother was my grandfather. Please, just call me Alexa.”

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

I googled this yesterday lol

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

#that was supposed to be the whole point of ‘problematic’ #that instead of declaring something unilaterally racist or sexist or homophobic #you would just point out that it had problems #which did not necessarily invalidate the work’s overall value #and yet… here we are

god I just want clear skin and a brain that functions properly and apparently that’s just too much to ask for on this bitch of an earth 

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

Oh we’re performing behaviours are we? We’re acting in ways??

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

Whales 😩