u look pretty

She’s orchestrating scenes to turn every woman gay (and succeeding???), she’s reading plot-relevant erotica all night long, she’s picking up a job in the seediest dive you’ve ever seen when she’s supposed to be on holiday, she’s gone to therapy and sharing the sparknotes, she’s showing pictures of a very important dog and nobody cares, she’s a ride or die for her wife and the woman she was afraid her wife was cheating on her with, also she’s probably always right.

Eddie: I don’t want to fuck your wife 👍🏽

"I am OVERSTIMULATED and in SENSORY DISTRESS"

So… How do you flirt with girls?

You lot have obviously been too busy sitting around, licking your own fuckin' dickholes to see what's been happening here, so you need to tootle-fuck and let us run the case. Capisce? Or comprende?

a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time