i love being bisexual. good job if you’re also bisexual. really funny and sexy of us all

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

@ralfmaximus

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do