take my hand // now & forever

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

If Project Hail Mary taught us anything it's that forced romance subplots have ruined movies. Too many stories about guys sacrificing themselves to save girls and not enough movies about guys sacrificing themselves to save their cool rock alien friend.

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

thanks for ruining my post jackass

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

my five year plan is having enough money to order things online

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones