take my hand // now & forever

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

when a hot fictional man commits atrocities i’m like. where are your morals? where is your dignity? where do you live? when can i come over?