take my hand // now & forever

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Dinosaur!! :D

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the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

this pride month remember to love and appreciate aromanticism, aromantic people, aromantic love, aromantic relationships. this pride month get more aromantic

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Supporting another person’s success will never fuck up yours

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

(flirting) i could be your problem

fuckin love this commercial

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am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this