take my hand // now & forever

If Project Hail Mary taught us anything it's that forced romance subplots have ruined movies. Too many stories about guys sacrificing themselves to save girls and not enough movies about guys sacrificing themselves to save their cool rock alien friend.

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

thanks for ruining my post jackass

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

my five year plan is having enough money to order things online

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Every 5Sos song hits different after seeing them LIVE

happy friday to the freaks. the rest of u… get more freaky idk what 2 tell u

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv