take my hand // now & forever

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

Anyone who thinks asking for consent kills the mood has clearly never seen their partner hot and heavy and flustered stammering out the word “please”

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

#yes#furthermore this is a skill#you need to cultivate this skill to survive fandom (dsudis)

The whole controversy of AO3 “needing” a dislike button can be summarised with this post btw

why is it fascinating tho

Jesus /hj Christ

Are we talking "normal" handjobs? Since it's Jesus, it could very well be a stigmata handjob.

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no