if i ever were to lose you

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

what should I listen to

women

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????