Wait and hope.

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again

ok im in the guilt part of the spiral now ill keep you updated

now its time to be scared

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

I've said it once and I'll say it again: I've said it once and I'll say it again.

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

Angel and devil on your shoulder except it’s Terry Pratchett saying writer’s block is fake and Douglas Adams being locked in a hotel room by his publisher so he’d actually work on his manuscript.

Someone needs to learn the science behind the "literally just sitting and chilling and had a good day and got randomly sad" phenomenon so I can blow it up with a grenade launcher

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

the big trick is to never ever hope for anything and always expect the worst no matter what #mythoughtprocess