there's a black hole in the living room floor

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

People on the internet love to criticize work posted by Some Guy like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

palacio de cristal in el retiro park (madrid, spain), built in 1887 by architect ricardo velazquez bosco

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.