there's a black hole in the living room floor

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

nice wound. Could use some salt though

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic