there's a black hole in the living room floor

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

once you start referring to a sports team as we/our/us……… that’s when you know it’s over for you

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them