there's a black hole in the living room floor

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

i wanna see more stories with a time skip epilogue where at least one character has clearly transed their gender and it isnt really remarked upon. bonus if none of them were remotely hinted to be trans until that moment because i think it'd be funny to watch a fandom react to that. your blorbo's happily ever after involves being a woman. dont worry about it.

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

I’ve been dragging our giant ottoman over to a floor vent and dangling over the side so the AC directly targets my underboob. 10/10 more passive version of the comic idea

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask