there's a black hole in the living room floor

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

I’ve been dragging our giant ottoman over to a floor vent and dangling over the side so the AC directly targets my underboob. 10/10 more passive version of the comic idea

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

the locked tomb is simply a story about everyone fighting over who gets to be the dead wife

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

Norway. Norway listen to me. I need you to kill them alright? I need you to bring back the Viking invasions of the Middle Ages. I need you to devastate them body mind and soul. I need you to break all their legs and cut off their heads and stick them on spikes outside the stadium.

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures