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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

wat strain of weed is this?

I have self sabotaged opportunities you guys wouldn’t believe

i never wanna hear ohhh i drank too much wine i smoked too many cigarettes last night i feel awful. cultivate a european mindset. you just need an espresso. life is an alchemical process and you are the alembic

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

have we tried substance abuse my liege

This is hilarious on its own, but can we talk about how sweet and social the grey cat was being? That right there was empathy, folks. Cats aren’t assholes. They just have very different social norms than humans and dogs do.

BRÖTHER IS TRAPPED IN THE SHITBOX