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mr big returns from a summer on giedi prime with a 26 year old bene gesserit wife and carrie is left wondering what chance an arrakeen girl has to find love on the desert planet. samantha purchases a tleilaxu ghola to satisfy her sex needs and is dissapointed to learn he possesses conciousness. miranda is left with a moral conundrum after she goes on a date with a face dancer and asks him to take on the countenance of her ex. charlotte is scared of people seeing her "hooha" at the sietch orgy

i cant wait to move and get my dental shit taken care of, ive had a semi-rational fear of getting dental work done around here because theres this local girl who got her brain cooked when they messed up the anesthesia at the dental clinic and i dont know which clinic it was at... 😬 at this point i trust some crunchy mountain doctor more than anyone around here

i dont think everyone needs to read dune as a basic level of cultural competency but they need to have read enough of the dune wiki to understand me when i say charlotte from sex and the city was made in a test tube by the bene tleilax to piss me off. actually dune and sex and the city is the only media necessary for basic cultural competency and thats all you need to know. i think carrie should feed mr big to a sandworm