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Fucking around and getting a paper cut on your scrotum. You decided to swim in a polluted creek full of insect larvae, and your papercut got infected. You can’t tell whether it’s an infection or if a dragonfly nymph burrowed inside of your soft exposed genital wound and laid its eggs within you. Next time you masturbate too hard, your balls will explode and hundreds of dragonfly larvae will be writhing in a sopping puss covered mass instead of your scrotum. You will grow to love the larvae, and they will make a nest within your anal cavity, feeding on your bodily waste. Growing. Multiplying. You won’t have to poop anymore, the larvae will eat it as soon as it moves into your large intestine. Your body will acclimate to housing hundreds of small insects. After consuming your shit for months, a small army of ass dwelling dragonflies will be your loyal servants.   

the last year hiatus ive been working on some writing, art and music. stay tuned.

She kind of smelled like she had just ate a bag of thawed out tater tots. like, not baked or anything. just thawed out tots. my nose was clogged at the moment, so when i tried to speak mucus would bubble deep within my nostrils and my speech would be cut short by the uncomfortable sensation of snot slowly traveling out of my face. i rode my skateboard to class and the girl sitting across from me... that thing on her lip.. its growing.  i swear. i cant look at it too long, cause she might notice, but im pretty sure its growing. 

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meth-users be like.... habitual cum drinkers be like.... cats in heat be like..... piss-swappers be like..... ppl who shove the soft little nerf darts in their ass be like... ppl who listen to vinyl only be like..... ppl who like action movies with black main characters be like..... bull wranglers who only chew skoal wintergreen be like..... the kid who wanted turkish delights in the lion the witch and the wardrobe be like......black ppl be like.... white ppl be like... asian ppl be like...  mexican ppl be like.... be like.. be like... be like.... be like like like be bebeb like like be ppl

i am egotistical and pretentious. i think im smart, but im not. i think i know alot, but i dont. i spend too much time looking at myself in the mirror because im conceited. this is also reflected in the fact that i take pictures of myself and post them on my blog so that strangers can like them. what a pointless pursuit.  im also dishonest. ive stolen from my friends in the past. additionally i am too materialistic and irresponsible. i could work harder, but im lazy. i can do better. this is my 5,000th and final post. 

russy simmons face means alot to me