Jennifer :3

Yandere giggling while carving my name into your chest, before I suddenly stop giggling, visibly sound out what I’ve written, sound out what I’ve written again with a nervous expression, and awkwardly tell you in a normal tone of voice that I’ve made a spelling mistake

It's ok do you want me to flip over and you can try again on my back?

my three-year-old fruit bat just switched to linux

Happy July 1st

my little pony heritage post

they should invent weed that makes your tits bigger and it should be free.

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing poker

Always unfortunate when a girl you know starts using a profile picture of an anime girl you see a lot of gay porn of. Like okay well I was cranking to that. I guess you can have it whatever.

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts