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your first mistake was referring to pie as hugh neutron's special interest. if you actually did a close reading of the text, you'd know that pie is his safe food and ducks are his special interest. he doesn't keep statues of pies around his house, does he? (pause) yes i'm aware that hugh rather notably enjoys taco shack, so much so that he can recite the theme song on cue, but that doesn't necessarily make it his safe food. it only appears in one episode, one could argue it was a passing fad. or do you not believe that neurodivergent people can enjoy things without intense fascination?

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

your "secret" knowledge is NOT esoteric its from REDDIT

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice