Bacon and Eggsistentialism

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

remember soul calibur? the stage of history. It had everything. Wild historical inaccuracy, white people viewed through the obscured lens of japanese developers who know about them from movies, tie-ins to the Tekken universe, paganism, incestuous undertones, clear inspiration from antisemetic conspiracy theories in the lore, evil as an ontological force, characters struggling with getting corrupted by evil, a single black character, like 2 or 3 different JRPG modes nobody knows about, one of the more robust character creators, a gay italian bdsm sub who speaks in hisses, a serious misunderstanding of how big a zweihander should be, what is likely the last installment in the series retconned everything but the first two games in the series revoking the milf status of their eye candy dominatrix character, implied canonicity to the Sergeant Frog manga, the series had Link, Darth Vader, Spawn, Geralt of Rivia and 2B as playable characters. There was a Best Buy exclusive clown.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP