Everybody Dies Frustrated & Sad & That's Beautiful

"if I had only one record on a desert island I'd probably kill myself" "a language tutor is sort of like having an incredibly inexpensive shrink" "I have a note here that just says: compartmentalise tragedy. when something horrible happens, you just put it in a place with a little sign on it that says 'pardon our dust' and you walk around it." I hope we get more bangers this year.

Just bought a fallen empire off temu

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

the whole manufactured yandex outrage thing (if you don't know what this is just scroll on its not worth your time) pissed me off so bad cus it was so obviously just a bunch of people who were annoyed by a decision that was clearly morally justified and principled but somewhat mildly inconvenienced them, so they scrabbled for something to pin their annoyance on to make it feel righteous instead of just facing the fact that doing the right thing only suits them when it doesn't affect them negatively at all

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful

just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

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